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The top Texas Hold'em quotes

Texas Hold'em is a game that has taken the poker world by storm, and is now played all over the world. Years ago when people talked about "poker" they were talking about five card draw; now when people talk about poker it is Texas Hold'em. Some people love the game and some hate it, but there's no denying that there is a great range of Texas Hold'em quotes about. Here are some of our favourites...

  • ‘Even your poker face is ugly.’
  • ‘Poker is like sex – everyone thinks they are the best, but most people don’t have a clue what they are doing.’
  • ‘Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards, I got a full house and four people died.’
  • ‘Learning to play two pairs is worth as much as a college education, and about as costly.’
  • ‘Hold’em is to stud and draw what chess is to checkers’
  • ‘Trust everyone – but always cut the cards.’
  • ‘Cards are war, in disguise as a sport.’
  • ‘There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species.’
  • ‘If you are a guy, you know you play too much poker if your wet dreams involve "nuts" instead of breasts.’

 

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